Showing newest 38 of 42 posts from July 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 38 of 42 posts from July 2009. Show older posts

Friday, July 31, 2009

An Even More Terrible Thing

Today's drawing is a combination of a cat and the cryogenically preserved head of Walt Disney. They are brought together through getting a Glasgow smile!

I assure you, for those of you who may be offended by the Jokering of a corpse, I did not come up with this idea, the machine told me what to do.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Kuribo's Shoe Up Your Ass

Today's drawing is a combination of Red Forman and Kuribo's Shoe. They are brought together through terrorism!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Johto ImPokédex Wallpaper

Remember when I said it would take a long time to compile the G/S ImPokédex wallpaper? I lied. I spent a significant portion of yesterday compiling this thing, and I'm still not sure if I included all 251 of them. In the first draft, I thought I had forgotten Qwilfish, and spent half an hour looking for it in there - the proverbial needle(fish) in a haystack. This wallpaper is 1440x900, but trust me, there's a much larger version if you want it.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

There Is No Data

This marks the official end of this chapter of the ImPokédex. In a severe lack of planning on my part, I had not been gradually adding the last 100 ones to the existing wallpaper. There will be a new wallpaper for the first 251 eventually, unless I find the task of managing that many layers in Photoshop to be the soul-crushing endeavor I fear it to be. In the meantime, the ImPokédex is going to be on a short hiatus, after which I will begin on the... ugh... Hoenn Pokémon.

New ImPokédex - Celebi

This is the last entry to the Kanto ImPokédex, the "secret" Pokémon Celebi. Much like its predecessor Mew, Celebi is tiny, can fly, is psychic, and its name makes a lot of sense. Mew obviously gets its name because it looks like a pink kitten fetus, and plant-type Celebi has celery for antennae.

Eat your celery, kids. It will help you travel through time.

Monday, July 27, 2009

It's Short for Spraynard Paint

Today's actual drawing is of Gum from Jet Grind Radio - finally got another chance to use that circle pattern I made, and the slightly larger one too.

Rhythm Heaven for F'n $12.98

Just thought I'd let you all know that the supposedly awesome DS game Rhythm Heaven is part of today's Amazon Gold Box deal, and is only $12.98 for the next three hours, or until they run out - the latter will probably happen first.

And to think, I was THIS close to buying it at full price last week. THIS, I tells ya!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

New ImPokédex - Lugia and Ho-Oh

Based on Lugia's abilities and where it lives, by all logic it should be a water/flying type instead of psychic/flying type, but then I guess it would be tough for it to have dominion over Zapdos.

Don't Listen To Him!

I think the phrase was supposed to be "let's all do armfuls of heroin," but this was a rough enough sketch that I didn't care to second-check grammar.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

New ImPokédex - Larvitar

It's somewhat interesting that this Impostor Tyranitar turned out looking nothing like the one I drew for Zeo's 8th anniversary. I wonder if anybody ever caught a Pupitar thinking it was a shiny Metapod, only to be scared half to death when, instead of a sparkling butterfly, a giant hate-filled Godzilla statue came out.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Re: Cutie Hunny

I recently watched Re: Cutie Honey. Considering the title, I was disappointed by the lack of bees in it... unless you count boo-bees. In case you've been wondering, I've been doing a lot of these scans recently because I'm too lazy to plug in my tablet, even though it's right next to my chair right now. And yes, that is a Potter Puppet Pal in the bottom right corner.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Birthday Drawings

Today's my birthday, and having my sketchpad nearby and practically empty, I thought I'd make another page of little drawings, including Early Cuyler, the drummer bee from the Dundee bottle, and the Sniper caught in another awful toilet pun. Also, regular Minineko is now on the front page 3 times; start to worry.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Waiting For Tacos At Otakon

I brought my sketchpad to Otakon, but only ended up making one drawing, or rather one page of drawings. There was a Mexican food restaurant by the convention center, and I drew a whole bunch of my usual things while waiting for the order to come up.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Fighter Of The Night Man

Today's drawing is of the epic battle between Day Man and Night Man, as reenacted in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Monday, July 20, 2009

New ImPokédex - Legendary Cats

Why of course they're cats - I've chased a whole bunch of stray cats who ran away into tall grass before I could catch them.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Join The MS Paint Fun Club Today, Mac!

I got up to platinum status for Club Nintendo this year, and got the choice of a Mario hat or Doc Louis' Punch-Out!!, some exclusive WiiWare title. It was a tough decision, but I had to go with the hat. Not only do I probably not have room on my Wii for the game, but I couldn't beat up Doc Louis - he's the one Nintendo sidekick who isn't completely annoying.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

New ImPokédex - Smeargle

I wonder if Smeargle's tail is like Charmander's, such that if the paint on it dries out, it dies.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Michael Jackson And The Cloud

You never realize how hard it is to draw somebody moonwalking until it's too late.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Otakon BRB

I'm on my way to Baltimore for Otakon this weekend. If you're looking for me, the buttons should be a dead giveaway. Also, I might be cosplaying as the red TF2 Scout on Saturday; seems there may be a few there, but I'll be the one with really long sideburns.

New ImPokédex - Stantler

Not only does Impostor Stantler have angryeyes, but it has angryantlereyes.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

New ImPokédex - Phanphy

I wanted do do something to Donphan's ears to make them look more cat-like, but it just ended up looking like some sort of bison. Good news! The Johto ImPokédex is now 6 entries shy of completion!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Bastille Crashers

Bastille Day has to be one of the most familiar foreign holidays, up there with Boxing Day. Likewise, Mr. Buddy is one of the best dog names ever.

Monday, July 13, 2009

New ImPokédex - Houndour

Back when I was playing Pokémon Silver, I wasn't that fond of dogs,  but I could still recognize that Houndoom was one of the most badass Pokémon ever.

Thursday Night MS Painting Part 3

Here are the last two drawings from that set. Surprisingly, they're not that bad, considering the previous three. Following this post, I think I'm going to take a break from the MS Painting for a short while; I've earned it, and so have you.
This is a rough interpretation of a ghost chasing Pac-Man.
I was just drawing a guy punching, and he turned out looking like Mr. Sandman, from Punch-Out!! - the older versions, not the Mike Tyson clone he is in the Wii game.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Thursday Night MS Painting Part 2

Like a bolt from the blue, it's more MS Paint drawings! You're in for a treat this time; some of these drawings are just plain awful.
The first drawing is of one of my favorite bands, Mindless Self Indulgence. I started listening to them shortly before they sold out. Seriously, any band whose frontman drinks his own pee on stage should never release an edited version of an album. Anyway, there are 3 more drawings after the jump that I drew a couple of hours after this one, when I was quite tired; this is when I really start "debasing myself for your amusement," as it were.

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You've been warned.
At one point I said to myself, "what is the lamest premise for a drawing I can think of?" This came pretty damn close.
Killed two birds with one stone here - drew Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and got to practice my cursive.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Thursday Night MS Painting Part 1

Sorry viewers, but I made another sleep-deprived set of MS Paint drawings, 10 in all, which I will be posting this weekend. I figured if I'm going to be using these as BTI updates, I might as well post a whole bunch of them per day.
The first one is of Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life and Bettie Page. At some point, I should've realized that this barely qualifies as a pun, but it's hard to justify deleting out a picture that's only 5 KB. There are 3 more after the jump, and one of them has a Robocop in it.

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Fans of the movie will know that Robocop usually eats baby food, but sometimes he eats other stuff to keep up appearances; he just puts it all in his 2nd stomach.
Manny, one of the people (un?)lucky enough to see these things as I make them, suggested that I sell and/or draw bottled insanity. I imagine such a product would have to be in one of those Zelda-style cork bottles.
This drawing is of hardcore legend Mick Foley, saying his trademark catch phrase.

Friday, July 10, 2009

New ImPokédex - Skarmory

Skarmory is one of my favorite G/S Pokémon - not only because it looks completely badass, but because its tail is a bottle opener.

Slim Jim Profiteering

Seems that Slim Jim explosion is causing massive shortages of the things. Being more a fan of the commercials than the product, this didn't bother me that much. I was thinking of buying whatever ones are left, but I quickly decided against that, because...

  1. If I wanted to make money off of rednecks selling a harmful item that comes out of an exploding factory, I'd build a meth lab.
  2. I don't want to be hungry one day, actually eat one of the things, realize I like them, and then get bummed out because there aren't any more.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

I Think I'm Losing It...

You thought I was done with the MS Painting? So did I. I was getting hungry, and instead of finding something to eat, I faded out and drew a bunch of stuff. There are four of them, but instead of horde them like I did with the last set, I'm just going to post them all now.
The first one is a really muscular version of Minineko. Apparently steroids turn cats into dogs. There are three more; I hid them after the jump, for good reason.

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Cleanliness is next to godliness. Godliness is next to baldliness.
I was watching Everybody Likes Raymond at the time. This is supposed to be Raymond's giant brother.
This is a rather hairy Aerodactyl. At this point I realized I had to quit and get dinner.

I Want Out

This is the last drawing from that now infamous night. It was just before 5 am, and I wanted to draw exactly 20 things. As you can tell, I was very eager to complete the set.

It's A Drawing Of Shaq

I was getting near the end of the MS Paint series, and just started drawing Shaq, and exaggerating his bigness.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

This Bridle Demeans The Both Of Us

I'd say this is the most useless HM, but then I remembered all those water-specific ones in Ruby/Sapphire.

Death From Above 1979 Finds Food On The Floor

I'll admit, I first heard of Death From Above 1979 because of that CSS song, but regardless, they're pretty awesome. This drawing is based on the cover from their first/best/only album You're A Woman, I'm A Machine with little elephant feet added to the bottom. My wish for them to be included in Rock Band is constantly foiled by their obscurity and lack of guitarist.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Sleeping Dogs

This is the story of a dog trying to fall asleep on a pillow that is slightly too small. It's not a very good story.

Minineko's Wish

At some point during that night where I made all those MS Paint drawings, I got so tired that I just drew a whole bunch of messed up stuff. This "messed up stuff" included real Minineko, beseeching the help of a genie to get himself included in BTI more often. The story unfolds below.
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Don't worry, there are only 5 of these things left... from that night, at least.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Vase Of Flowers

I took a break from the MS Paint marathon to post actual paint. This is a painting I did yesterday of a vase of flowers; it's done with acrylics, but I'm more accustomed to using oil paints, which are entirely different, so the painting didn't turn out that great.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

MS Paint Weezing Post

As part of my seemingly never-ending collection of MS Paint drawings, I drew Weezing, the genetic abomination of the Pokémon universe. After I showed Elroy this drawing, he suggested that I draw the Pokémon that it involved into...
Weezer, the toxic Pokémon that sometimes wears a cowboy hat for some reason.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

You Want Excitement?

Happy Independence Day! Here's another MS Paint drawing of Macho Man Randy Savage pitching his wares.