My Guitaring Problem

As a prize for that Guitar Hero tournament I won this weekend, I got this acoustic guitar. So now I have two acoustic guitars and don't know how to play either of them. I thought that having two would motivate me to finally learn how to play guitar, but just now it occurred to me; if I have two, people might just assume that I know how to play. I guess I really should learn how to play them - there are starving kids in Ethiopia who don't have any guitars to play at all.