Monday, June 30, 2008

Today's Drawing - Mario Wins

A quick drawing of the ending to Super Mario 3. Hopefully I'm not spoiling it for anyone; its been 2 bloody decades.

PROTIP: Tablets and cross-hatching don't mix.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Today's Drawing - Impostor Minineko's Bathtime



This drawing's pretty much Little, the smaller of my 2 cats, that I made green at the last minute.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Today's Drawing - Super Snifit Adapter

Wario's game company moved on to novelty Shyguy accessories, I suppose...

Friday, June 27, 2008

Today's Drawing - Handwalk Flanders

I've been watching a lot of Simpsons and Unbeatable Banzuke lately - that's how stuff like this gets made.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Today's Drawing - Super Mario Vehicular Homicide

Let the record show that Kyatt can't draw vehicles.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Today's Drawing - Pandora's Back

Today's drawing is of Pandora from Guitar Hero II. She was missing from III, but is apparently back in the lame DS version and the possibly lame Guitar Hero 4.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Bonus Drawing - Rock Band

Somehow it gives you more endurance, too. I swear, one time I played guitar in Band Quickplay for 5 or 6 hours straight, whereas on my own I'm lucky to get through a dozen songs before getting a hand cramp.

Mario Kart Wii Get!

I got Mario Kart Wii today. The Wii Wheel is interesting; I haven't quite mastered it, and I'm sure the more complex tracks will flat-out suck with it, but as far as plastic shells that add handles and easier access to the B button go, it's not too shabby. I give it a couple days until I switch to Nunchuk.

My friend code is 3523-3453-8450, for those who want to race.

Today's Drawing - Travis Touchdown

Today's drawing is of Travis Touchdown, the protagonist of No More Heroes. Not only one of the bloodiest games for the Wii, but it also has a totally inconsequential feature where you can play with a kitten - definitely one of the best games this year without "Brawl" in its name.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Bonus Drawing - Koopa Hierarchy

I wanted to fill out this thing a little more, so here's a drawing I made a week or two ago. I got to thinking about what the line of command is for Koopas. I didn't include any of the other enemy categories (i.e.: Shyguys, Goombas, Boos, Piranha Plants), and a couple turtles are just plain missing, such as Dry Bones, Spinies, and Buzzy Beetle.

I'm sure that the Hammer Bros. have more seniority and were the closest guardians to Bowser in Super Mario Bros., but Chargin' Chuck has to be stepped on 3 times to be defeated and they are bigger, so I put them slightly above the Hammer Bros. Feel free to dispute me on this.

One last thing that's been bothering me - do the Mario Kart blue flying shells come from an actual Koopa? You never really see them... perhaps they're just bred for their shells in kart races. Such a sad fate for such a majestic creature.

Click the Troopa on the upper left to see the full chart, and all the other turtles that outrank it.

Today's Drawing - Impostor Minineko

As promised, here's the first daily drawing, featuring Impostor Minineko - he's the blank-eyed one on the right. I really have no idea why he exists or why I keep drawing him, but I suppose the same can be said about normal Minineko.

First Post

Welcome to Burn The Internet, a general-purpose blog I'm starting for some reason. The plan right now is to post a drawing every day; not only will I have a reason to draw every day, but I'll have a place to store and sort them all. I'll be posting other stuff too, I just don't know what right now.

I guess it's time for me to make this thing look not so damn generic and add some content. Wish me luck!

~Kyatt =^n.n^=